My Birthday Milk Tea Came With A Spoon!

This week,
my people bought me a milk tea as my birthday present.

First impression.
Very nice packaging.
Nice paper bag.
Nice cup.
Very atas.

I looked at it and thought,
“Wah.”
“My people really know how to choose.”

Then I opened the paper bag.
Inside…
There was a spoon.
I froze.

Milk tea got spoon one meh?
Normally, milk tea comes with a straw.

Something is hiding inside.
I poked the cup.
Nothing happened.

I took one sip.
Wow.

So sweet.
Sweet until I almost wanted to ask whether government should have imposed sugar tax earlier.

Then I looked at the label.
Steamed Extra Thick Taro 芋头.
Taro 芋头?

Honestly,
I only eat taro 芋头during Chinese wedding dinners.
After eight courses.
When everyone is already full.

Suddenly, taro 芋头 has upgraded itself.
No longer waiting until the last dish.
Now…
It is the main character inside milk tea.

I looked at the label again.
“Consume within 30 minutes.”
Thirty minutes?

How?
The taro was so thick.
Every sip felt like I was drinking Sarsi with 糯米鸡.

No wonder they gave me a spoon.

This wasn’t milk tea.
This was mashed yam with milk tea.

And yes…
I finished the milk tea with great determination..
The taro also finished.

My birthday…
Almost finished too.
My mouth became sticky
My stomach become bloated

Only my diet plan…
Didn’t survive.

Lastly thank you for my birthday present.
A lasting memory.
😂